jokes....
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
? Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
?Friend: What tape did you took anyway
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
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DEATH OF HIS MOTHER
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder(
?Friend: what now
!Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too
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MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
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Spelling lesson
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?
!Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure
